This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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