is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
whose parrot is this?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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