so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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