: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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