awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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