is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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