I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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