These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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