I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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