The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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