think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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