gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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