Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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