Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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