My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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