I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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