3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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