OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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