There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I showed him my bush... on skype.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drunk is not a location!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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