i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
