Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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