how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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