For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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