Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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