just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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