Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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