Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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