he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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