He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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what are you doing with your life
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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