youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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