it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the day after is always just damage control
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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