It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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