No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's not a walk of shame if you run
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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