omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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