you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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