I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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