i already hear my dad disowning me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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