apparently the secret to your success is patron
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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