shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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