Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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