the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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