is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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