that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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