Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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