It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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