I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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