I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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