I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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