Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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