She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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