Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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