So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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